Kick start words


Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?   
bcoz it means... 

  
E-End of 
T-thinking 
C-capacity. 
  
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?   
?   
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. 
  
"I Luv u too" 
GAME OVER.! 
  
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When do you knw ur in love? 
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan 
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Wht is the Diff b/w 
Young Age & Old Age? 
  
  
Simple.. 
  
In Young Age 
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.. 
  
In Old Age 
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!- 
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"Why is Facebook such a hit? 
It works on the principle that- 
  
'People are more interested in others life than their own-! 
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test: 
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE? 
  
The Best Answer 
- Why d Hell Should I recognise? 
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 
44 as FortyFour, 
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne? 
Doubt By last bench asociation... 
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE" 
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly. 
  
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI.. 
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"........... 
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles. 
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ? 
100% Attendence... :-P 
  
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha? 
ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes). 
  
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Teacher: What Is The Difference HIMAMI 
SUNAMI ? 
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, 
SUNAMI is Total Wash.! 
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Difference between Friend & Wife 
  
U can Tell ur Friend 
“U r my Best Friend” 
But 
  
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife 
“U r my Best Wife?” 
  

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