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Physics would have been much much easier... 


If.. 


If.. 


If.. 


If.. 


The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton 's Head Instead of the Apple..!! 


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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL? 


"W"!! 


B'COZ ALL WORRIES START WITH "W" 


WHO? 


WHY? 


WHAT? 


WHEN? 


WHICH? 


WHOM? 


WHERE? 


WAR! 


AND FINALLY 


WIFE....! 


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GOD: I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS 


DEVIL: I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS. 


GOD: Don’t Worry I Have Created BOYS 


To Change Them To MOTHERS! 


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Moral of the movie ROBOT- 


A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines! 


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When Alchohol is consumed, 


Whatever is in the mind comes out... 


So I suggest all students to drink before writing exams. 


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You know a Crazy fact of today’s generation: 


Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers. 


But now they drink like their Fathers...!!! 


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A Sign At A Petrol pump ... 


"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... 


Your Life May Be Worthless, 


But Petrol Certainly Isn't...!" 


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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at a girl. 


It begins when she turn back and gives a smile. 


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If u r with 1 girl its Anand... 


If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand... 


If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but 


If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand. 


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Imagine U join NASA 


After 1 month The Americans will have to change 


The name from NASA to.. SARVANASA 


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The Trouble With The World Is That, 


The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence 


And The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts 


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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, 


“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie. 


If it stands on the edge I’ll study. 


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