Physics would have been much much easier...
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton 's Head Instead of the Apple..!!
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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?
"W"!!
B'COZ ALL WORRIES START WITH "W"
WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY
WIFE....!
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GOD: I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS
DEVIL: I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS.
GOD: Don’t Worry I Have Created BOYS
To Change Them To MOTHERS!
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Moral of the movie ROBOT-
A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines!
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When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...
So I suggest all students to drink before writing exams.
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You know a Crazy fact of today’s generation:
Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!
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A Sign At A Petrol pump ...
"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ...
Your Life May Be Worthless,
But Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"
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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at a girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.
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If u r with 1 girl its Anand...
If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...
If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but
If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand.
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Imagine U join NASA
After 1 month The Americans will have to change
The name from NASA to.. SARVANASA
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The Trouble With The World Is That,
The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence
And The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts
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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study.
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