Telephone bill

The man of the house called a family meeting...

On a Saturday morning...after breakfast...

*Dad:*

People this is unacceptable.

You have to limit the use of the phone.

I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

*Mum:*

Same here,

I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

*Son:*

Me too,

I never use the home phone.

I always use my company mobile.

*Maid:*

So - what is the problem?

We all use our work telephones !!!!!